roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
So I accidentally sent an email to my professor that was meant for my friend with the subject “MATT PLEASE REMOVE YOUR PANTS”
with a bunch of pictures of Matt Smith and all this super creepy text, and I just got this email back from him:
….oh god.
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
What if your future child can time travel and came back in time because you died and they wanted to know you so now they’re a part of your life and you don’t even know it.
(Source: apriki)
- Class is too quiet
- Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.



